TFP's thoughts:

Spoff.

Ooohh - I fancy a cup of tea.

Nicky nacky spicky spacky.

Sack the Gord, sack the Gord, sack the Gord.

Spoff.

 

I worry about you

surely thoughts of fanny batter would be more heterocentric?

 

Nah.

As it said in Donny Darko - some Joey once stated that the most beautiful combination of words in the English language is "cellar door".

I think it's "fanny batter".

I do think about quim.
I just wasn't thinking about it at that moment.

 

Fanny batter

Better in yorkshire puddings or pancakes?</p>

Beef dripping.</p>

 

RE: Nah.

now i think that is real FANNY
Slurrrppppp ahhhhhhhhh

 

Neither.

Wayne produces a "fanny batter" from flour, egg yolk, milk & then pours it onto a quim mould made from chicken wire and newspaper.

He then boffs his creation, when it's dry obviously, then eats it.

Then he has a w4nk.

 

Hi kids, mum, grandma, any relative of Wayne

So wish I hadnt started this

 

RE: Nah.

Now then Big Bad Bob.
I bet you really get the batter flowing in Oldtimer Bungalows.
All those single Ladies who haven't seen any action since their husbands kicked the bucket.
I bet you're up to your polo neck in blue rinse clunge.

Witwrinkledcockart.

 

RE: Nah.

ive tried em all
same result
can you stand and be courted
sadly No
welll ff off then