If it gets any hotter said the bar maid with a blush , skirts will soon become shorter and there will be a lot more hair to brush.
Another day like this and the hose pipe ban will come into place...., mmm this day and age youd think there would be no water shortages why dont they just dilute it and have done... Plenty for every body then
That reminds me of a real letter to a newspaper at the time of the 1995 drought. Complaining that reservoirs were running low someone wrote and suggested that the authorities fill them up from the tap.