That lass that works next door with the enhanced chest

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  1. Gue

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    Well, she's clapped some timber on and nobody likes to see that.</p>

    However, there's a willowy blonde started there who to be honest, would make warm plasticine rock hard. Get in.</p>
     
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  2. Gue

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    How much timber?

    A little bit never hurt anyone, y'know?
     
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  3. EastStander

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    RE: How much timber?

    Try telling that to Gordon Kaye!
     
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  4. Gue

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    The bloke from 'Allo 'Allo?

    Why?
     
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  5. Isl

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    hit in the head by a fence post in the 87 storm. I guess
     
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  6. Gue

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    And the Sun tried to go and interview him about it when he was barely lucid.
     
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  7. Gue

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    Arse going a bit saggy

    Gut over trouser. It's not good.
     
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  8. EastStander

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    RE: The bloke from 'Allo 'Allo?

    Kaye suffered serious head injuries in a car accident during the Burns' Day storm of January 1990. Although he cannot remember any details of the incident, he still has a scar on his forehead from a piece of wooden advertising hoarding that smashed through the car windscreen.


    It led to a chant (not widely sung at Oakwell) to the tune of "When the Saints go marching in" of "Oh Gordon Kaye, is not ok, oh Gordon Kaye is not ok, he's got a plank in his head, Oh Gordon Kaye is not ok"
     
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  9. Gue

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    thanks a sodding bunch

    i cant get the theme tune to allo allo out my head now
     
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  10. Red

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    RE: Arse going a bit saggy

    Like a muffin top?
     
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    RE: Arse going a bit saggy

    Not so much "putting on some timber" then as upholstering!
     
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  12. Gue

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    F**k you...

    I've been humming Club F**ckin' Tropi-F**kin-Cana thanks to thee - I'd rather hum 'Allo 'Allo 'cos I hate b**tard Wham...
     
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  13. Gue

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    RE: Arse going a bit saggy

    Fair enough - I don't mind a bit of padding but when you put it like that. Still, a notch on the bedstead is a notch on the bedstead, whichever way you look at it...
     
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  14. JLWBigLil

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    Could it be that she's going to be a mum? nt
     
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  15. Gue

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    Lol

    No.
     
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  16. Rosco

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    RE: Arse going a bit saggy

    The problem with that is of course, that you can only put a few notches in before it is sufficiently weakened for the larger style lady to bust your bed.
     
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  17. Gue

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    RE: Arse going a bit saggy

    That is true - a tip from the Isambard Kingdom Brunel School of Shagging Big Ladies, maybe?
     
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  18. Rosco

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    As someone who comes from a long line of steelmen

    I built my own bedstead from mild steel, wearplate and durbar.

    Instead of adding notches to the bed, I simply weld on a new gusset or flange, thus the bed gets a little sturdier with every romp.

    Eventually it will collapse the floor below it, but thats not my lookout.
     
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  19. BRF

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    lmao

    that is proper funny
     
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  20. BRF

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    RE: As someone who comes from a long line of steelmen

    lol :D
     
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