Malaysian authorities searching for the missing airplane, have reportedly found the Wings. Mr & Mrs Wing are both fine, but haven't a fecking clue where the planes gone.
Somebody phoned me the other day and when I answered they asked if Mrs Wall was in, I said no there is no Mrs Wall here so they asked if Mr Wall was in, again I said no there is no Mr Wall here. There was then a pause before they asked if there were any Walls there to which I replied no. How the **** does your roof stay up then b'stard was the reply.