That there lottery Dream Number

Is my maths wrong, or is winning £2 from a 9/1 shot with a £1 stake a bit **** on the odds department ?

 

The benefit claiming shell suit wearers haven't sussed it yet.</p>

 

Well I bought one yestdi

And was no more than half way through the lottery draw when I thought, 'Winton, you lovely person, you're robbing me blind you bronzed bent ponce'

 

RE: Well I bought one yestdi

Better than buggering you blind though.

 

Waste of money these 'extra' lottery games. Very poor returns for daft odds.

Not as much of a waste as the 30 quid I blew on a 6/4 shot at Newmarket last weekend though. Still bitter.

 

See me for tips on well fancied horses

that are 'nicely held up at the back of the field' for a 6 furlong sprint, only never to pick up enough and finish third

Never seen a poor bookie, but I'd like to see a maimed one

 

Front runners

At least you feel you've got some value for your money, it's dreadful when you lose without the commentator even mentioning your horse 'cos it's looking at the other horses' arses instead of running past them.

 

RE: See me for tips on well fancied horses

Nicely positioned, jockey giving it every chance, no obvious dangers in the race..... doesn't respond......gash.

I'm on a legendary losing streak at the moment. What's the opposite of Midas touch? In fact, I might back us to go down....we'll probably win the league by Christmas.

 

opposite of the midas touch?

that'll be the faecal touch.

 

RE: opposite of the midas touch?

Thanks. Whatever it is...I've got it.

The touch of turd.