I understand that the following are on our radar and signings could be around the corner Esi doneowtbifooa. African international.....trailist hoping past history gets him a contract. gior witcod ......icelandic national striker ......dressing room joker by all accounts too avesin imthee ermisen.........french full back .....apparently been training already at oakwell Wiltha geeimchance....turkish midfielder looking to make it big in the english game entgorra pottopissin.......polish journey man ....plays anywhere. Utillity player mimatenosehim izsigned..........algerian national....winger....very fast of the mark ....a definate signing by all accounts..
Colin Occupantsofinterplanetarycraft is apparently out of this world by all accounts and a part time joiner and gives advice on weight loss.
Hugh Juan Kerr, Scottish / Spanish left back who's done a bit of refereeing in his time so is used to fans abuse
Ahmed Itup - Egyptian forward who has spent the majority of his career with (ch)Esbjerg(er) and Obese Boldklub, looking to ply his trade in South Yorkshire after his cousin Mido recommended the local pastries as being on a par with those in Denmark. Potters Pies have financed the deal.
After their recent cup win arsenal ladies have signed a former russian prostitute gerron yerbackyerbitch they are also trying to get a work permit for a greek winger who as a police record for stealing.... knockus abottleovpopoff
that time of year again Just heard that a Hungarian will be the man with the whistle.....for our first game Izezitintin Burrabetitis.. his officials will be... Izamile Hofside Thanose Thatintreight Thaorta evthiflagshuvedupthiarse.