That was an interesting evening.

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I'm very interested in this "framework" that Keith keeps talking about.
    He's not an intellectual - but has "football intelligence".
    If "football intelligence" means "I like saying buzz-words like framework" then yes - he has lots of "football intelligence".
    It took him 70 minutes last night to realise that his line-up & tactics weren't going to win that match.
    Waiting until we're losing until trying to win a game is not "football intelligence".

    We tip-tapped the ball across the back four.
    Then we gave it to Dawson, who turned & passed it to Luke, who would then slice it out of play.
    Or we tip-tapped the ball around, while Derby closed us down, until the full-backs smacked a 60 yard diagonal ball in the general direction of Daggers.

    I genuinely like Keith.
    He makes me laugh and he's trying to build an attractive team with very few resources.
    However ... I don't like being told that I'm being negative.
    I can only judge the team by it's performances & Keith by his decisions.
    Both are currently poor, so I'll have a moan.

    On the other hand - if we play like we did against Brum then I'll get all excited.
    This is how football fans work, Keith.
    Either accept it or go ply your trade selling carpets.

    Football is incredibly gay.
     
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    Best match report in a while.
     
  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I take it you enjoyed the bit about football being gay?
    That was the only bit I wrote.

    The rest was cut & pasted from Young Nudgers posts.
    I had to then translate it, obviously.
     
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    Will you be attending any home matches

    in the not too distant or strictly when we play in the the East Midlands?

    Scab.
     
  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Amazingly ...

    ... yes.
    Got a few home matches lined up.
    Will be going to quite a few over Christmas too.
    Do you fancy meeting up for a game of pool / pool party / poo party / cack orgy?

    However - if Keith keeps telling me I'm thick then I might have to make other plans.
    I'm looking forward to his lectures on Astro-physics in the new year.
     
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    Absolutely

    Im up for a game of pool, lerrus know in advance an I'll wear my west-ct.

    I see you are in the minority that still has some faith in Baldy Mourinho....you baldies stick together, you do.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe in God.

    I believe Keith can do a good job.
    But he needs to concentrate on doing that job & not trying to be "clever".
    Mainly because he's not very clever - he just thinks he is.
    If he puts his mind to doing what he can - then I think he can be a very, very good Manager for us.

    Proof.
    Pudding.

    I've had a hair transplant.
    I have the heart of a 7 year old boy on my head.
    Had it done in Poland.
    I think it looks great.
     
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    Re: I don't believe in God.

    I have a picture in my mind of Brian Jensen with a Donald Trump style comb over. Am I right?

    For the record, I think based on what Ive seen Hill could be a good Championship manager, were he not at a club that was owned by a no longer benevolent benefactor, run badly but single handedly by the former Scunny United office manager, poorly supported by a dwindling fan base that are mostly stuck in a timewarp where Ronnie Glavin is the best player ever but with a relatively large percentage of keyboard warriers, and in Barnsley.

    I can see him going onto success elsewhere, I honestly can. Whereas I can see Rob Edwards leading us into League 1 as Caretaker Manager Coach.
     
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    Re: I don't believe in God.

    About as accurate a synopsis as you'll ever get.

    ******.
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    It was an accurate synopsis.

    I look just like Donald Trump.
     
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    Re: It was an accurate synopsis.

    Do you live at the top of a big tower ?
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    And I let down my flowing locks so people can climb up to f*ck me.

    I'm a 5lut.
     
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    What this board needs right now:

    Carib Owl.

    FACT.
     
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    Re: What this board needs right now:

    If only there was some way of summoning him back here.
     
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    Re: What this board needs right now:

    Not a chance.
    He's probably too busy working out deals with European Tour Operators for his futures footballing travel needs.

    This board needs life support.
    And the lethal injection for a few.
     
  16. S.M.

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    How about

    Feight Neet featuring theerv and hemsworth tyke......
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Re: How about

    That could be arranged.
    Live from the Caneston Duo Itchy-quim Arena.

    I'm on it.
     

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