Thatcher jokes......

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  1. jud

    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    Thatcher has been in hell for 4 hours & has already shut down 3 furnaces!


    Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated, unfortunately we've no coal left!

    No doubt there will be many more to come
     
    judith charmers, Apr 8, 2013
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    I'd jump for joy at Thatcher's passing, if it wasn't for my fragile bones brought on by the lack of milk as a youngster.
     
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    I've seen the plans for Thatcher's grave.




    Beautiful really, but I think they should have made the dancefloor bigger
     
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    Smug David has just sent his official letter to the Thatcher residence, It read . . . . it is with huge regret that i have to inform you that due to recent events you now have too many bedrooms
     
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    How ironic she died of a series of strokes, when I will be celebrating with a series of strokes of my own.


    She's in hell now with Jimmy Saville as they both screwed miners
     
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    Attos has just examined thatchers corpse and have deemed her fit for work
     
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    When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead I jumped up and down and shouted "fecking brilliant". Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back I suppose I was out of order...especially as I was the first paramedic on the scene.
     
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    Have to say, it really is a terrible shame that Margaret Thatcher died in her home this morning.


    Instead of in a Brighton Hotel 30 years ago.
     
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    When I realised Margaret Thatcher was dead, I did a double fist pump and shouted, "****ing brilliant!"

    Everyone around me was disgusted, and looking back, I suppose it was out of order.

    Especially as I was the first paramedic at the scene.
     
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    Apparently they are going to throw her down a mine shaft, build a toilet over it and charge £5 a dump. Predictions are that the national debt will be cleared by the end of next week :D
     
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