http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22124013 "Are you coming to the match this weekend, Tom?" "I can't, mate, I threw a banana at Gareth Bale."
"It is not a racially aggravated offence." Good. Anyone would think whiteboy Bale looked like a chimp.
Re: "It is not a racially aggravated offence." "It is not a racially aggravated offence." Who welshed on him then?