thats Life please read this and laugh its no Joke

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    One thing i dont want you to do is feel sorry
    remeber i am 77 wife is 74
    we have had a good innings
    the saddest part is losing some one dear
    we all have to suffer that
    the worst for us we lost our eldest son 5 years ago
    but you get on with life,you have to or else
    now my wife a lundwood lass
    does not have a grey hairin her head
    but she has suffered almost every thing you can think of
    she is diabetic,asthmatic, angina
    bowel cancer,and in may had a triple by pass
    then 12 weeks ago had a right hip changed
    she went into ICU
    she is doing fine up at 5 30am
    my breky ready for me at nine
    NOW i will get to the point of all this
    That is if you are still reading
    myself i have Vascular Disease since 1991
    oh i get about in my Lecy wheel chaie
    i ok but every quick paind any where i think this is it
    wife has all the pain and i do all the moaning
    NOW the other day my daughter bought me a deep fat fryer
    i Just love my Chips
    back in the days of youth ive walked home from elsecar to Birdwell and had a bag of chips at every chippy

    she showed me how to use the deep fat fryer
    ever so simple, open the lid pull a lever the basket comes up put in the chips and a 5 or6 mins nice chips smashing

    BUT the next day when i went SOLO i did them perfect
    wife was at the table eating her dinner, i tried to get basket of chips out i could not, wife said theres a button press it nowt happened, im stuck ,cant get the chips out,im getting rattled.i try a bit harder,nowt happens
    so i have another go, it comes lose chucks the chips all over me all over the floor

    i turn round,the wife ,has collapsed laughing her wotsit off she is helpless with laughter,then i cant help myself i have to laugh at her laughing at me
    BUT THATS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN HER LAUGH THIS YEAR
    they did not take her sense of humour away after all,when she had a bypass the chips i scraped them up and et em if you have read this dont feel sorry Please
    its us that feels sorry for you
    thats life,we have enjoyed ours
    make sure you enjoy yours
    thanks for reading

    and a Happy New year
     
  2. Gue

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    it's a good we've got the ability to laugh at ourselves .so you and your lass keep smiling . and me and mine will try to carry on that in that way you've done in your life ..what i mean to say is ..you're a good man with a good missus ..keep going ...and all the best for 2006 and beyond .and keep the stories going ....(Y)
     
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    i love you

    i should read all your posts. good luck for the new year. have a reight smile on mi face now
     
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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    RE: i love you

    ooer watch it Jock(heart) (lol)
     
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    Thats the best part really a good laugh
    Boy you should have seen her
    now i know its not done with she will go thro it all again whenthe family get here
    (lol) (raiseaglass)
     
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    Oldtimer - you come out with some crackers

    this has got to be your best yet!

    Happy New Year to both of you
     
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    Yet another brilliant story , Bob

    A happy and peaceful New Year to you and your loved ones .
    From all The Big Lils
    XXX
     
  8. Gue

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    Must be what they mean

    when they say,.......when the chips are down (dancin) Happy new year Oldtimer
     
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    If everyone could laugh at themselves the world would be a much happier place unfortunatly too many people can't. On tuesday I fell flat on my back crossing the ice covered road it took the wind out of my sails and I still ache all over but I thought how many others have done the same and broken bones or banged their heads and sustained serious injury. I considered myself one of the lucky ones and cursed myself for not being more careful, Good Luck to you and your wife Bob and keep posting,yours are some of the best and well worth reading.:pff
     
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    Another Beauty from the chief raconteur

    have a happy new year bob and keep em coming!</p>

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    thanks Deeps,hope u r ok
    but you reminded me of DURING THE WAR(where have heard that before) blackout and snow ice covered but salted roads the snow was that thick ,it was piled 2 to s foot high at the side of the road
    now at Birdwell sheffield my auntie lived opposite my granny,s near wentworth street
    i had been to aunties and was going across to granny,s i forgot the bank of snow wham flat on the icy road i went in the blackout,i blackedout, thank whoever there was no traffic and when i got stuck in a drift going to the chippy, my father had to dig me out SNOW you aint seen nothing yet(raiseaglass) its my opening time
     
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    RE: Another Beauty from the chief raconteur

    (lol) Have a happy new year pal
     
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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    RE: Another Beauty from the chief raconteur

    Thanks all for reading,
    im just cooking to morrows Stew
    im nipping in to watch darts
    i bet any body she will be watching Emmerdale
    with her eys shut
    and she will say im not asleep
    tek thee hand off
     
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    Hehe, that's brilliant, Bob.

    I wish you and all the family a very prosperous new year.

    Keep smiling Bob 'cos you certainly spread the cheer around :)
     
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    RE: Yet another brilliant story , Bob

    Thanks and to you a big one Smackroooooooooh
     
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    Aye it's good to hav a laff
     
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    thanks Cazi to you too
    dont forget that tracky driver n all
     
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