That's what I call a private jet!

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  1. EastStander

    EastStander Active Member

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    yeah well obviously

    i thought about the learjet but i thought sod im gonna push the boat out this time :D
     
  3. Sta

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    You got one an' all?

    Ah'll race thi!
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: You got one an' all?

    first one who can get to africa, drop all their aid into the hands of some tin pot dictator, and bring back 200 refugees back to robin hood airport for madonna's consumption wins.
     
  5. Gue

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    "Environmental groups were annoyed by the news"

    Excellent.
     
  6. Hicksy

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    I agree with this mush

    </p>

    Joss Garman, from Plane Stupid, said that buying a superjumbo for private use was like &quot;buying a filthy coal-fired power station just to use to charge up your mobile phone.&quot; </p>

    Most ridiculous waste of pollution I think I've heard of. </p>
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: I agree with this mush

    If you're going to waste pollution get a Range Rover and rev it up outside a primary school as the kids come out or in a meadow or summat.
     
  8. Sta

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    Thar' on!

    Hang on got to fill up. Just off ter t' Jet Garage in Poggy.
     
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    I've never understood the cost of Jumbo's.

    &pound;150 million.</p>

    I mean, yeah, they must cost a fair bit to build, technical stuff in the cockpit, a few decent specc'd engines etc, but the vast majority is a hollow tube. &pound;150m though ???</p>

    So it's a thousand times more expensive than a top spec Bentley with all mod cons.</p>
     
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    RE: I agree with this mush

    Or have double mutton vindaloo and shat outside a school.</p>

    ozonetastic</p>
     
  11. Gue

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    China - 2 coal fired power stations a week

    But I've to turn a light off every time I leave a room ?</p>

    If only the Tory govt hadn't sold off our clean coal technology to the Scandinavians then we'd have been able to help China out and turn a profit. </p>

    Yours, Green Hartog.</p>

    </p>
     
  12. Gue

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    ul be stood there a while

    filling that up. make sure tha's got thi nectar card
     
  13. EastStander

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    Got to hand it to them

    Takes us years to build a new power station - and they can build 2 a week!

    Maybe we need them to help us build new prisons.
     
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    Just thought...

    Won't be able to get mi wings round the bend on Poggy Road. Don't want to put that guy's front window through again. Probably will have to try Woolley Edge but they don't do Nectar as far as I know.
     
  15. Gue

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    RE: Got to hand it to them

    Or new power stations that burn prisoners ? Only kiddie fiddlers and the ilk mind.
     
  16. Gue

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    well i think we'll have to call it off then

    some bloody kendray chavs have slashed one of my tires.........if ya cant leave a £150 million, 840 passenger jet on the shef road what can you do. i blame the parents
     
  17. Sta

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    Yeah left mine on High Street in Doderth

    some idiot went for a joyride ter t' North Pole when he got back rear spoiler was missing and the wipers were all frozen up.
     
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    It's probably got summat to do with

    .... all the labour that goes into building them, so many blokes at so much per hour for goodness knows how many months.</p>

    A bit like servicing the car, cost of materials &pound;2.50, labour 200 quid.</p>
     
  19. Gue

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    "not from Eurpoe or the US"

    Osama Bin Laden?
     
  20. Gue

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    osama bin laden

    his pilots dont have the best track record really
     

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