Jezza style 12 cans of carling 11 DNA tests 10 dads to chose from 9 teeth between them 8 squeezed in track suits 7 stinking smack heads 6 Dunlop trainers 5 STOLEN RINGS 4 fat slags 3 ugly tw,ats 2 timing cu.nts And a wa.nker who parades them on tv.... ( can't lay claim to this, pinched from third party)