the advantage of living in a different time-zone.....

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  1. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    ...is that whilst you lot are still struggling through the final moments of the week, I have just taken my shoes off, put a bottle of champagne in the fridge, and inserted Doolittle by The Pixies into the player. Ahhhhhhhhh..............
     
  2. Gue

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    i bet if you step outside your ****** will freeze though
     
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    But

    we now have more of the weekend yet to waste :D
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    very true, as....

    ....I'll be trekking through snow on Monday morning on the way to the Metro when you'll all still be in bed! Actually a balmy -5 here at the minute. Last week was -22 and thought my face was going to fall off.
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: very true, as....

    how much snow have you got over there?

    couldnt believe it when i saw NY had a metre of the stuff. Wish i was there.
     
  6. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    RE: very true, as....

    Not loads. Just a thin covering which has turned to ice, but didn't get any in Petersburg until after the New Year, which was an economic disaster for some of the ski-ing resorts. OK as long as it stays below zero, otherwise the metre of snow turns into a metre of slush, which is horrendous.....
     
  7. The Full Ponty

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    One of the greatest pieces of music ever produced:

    Pixies
    Doolittle '2003

    1. Debaser

    got me a movie
    i want you to know
    slicing up eyeballs
    i want you to know
    girlie so groovy
    i want you to know
    don't know about you
    but i am un chien andalusia
    wanna grow
    up to be
    be a debaser, debaser

    got me a movie
    ha ha ha ho
    slicing up eyeballs
    ha ha ha ho
    girlie so groovie
    ha ha ha ho
    don't know about you
    but i am un chien andalusia

    debaser


    2. Tame

    got hips like cinderella
    must be having a good shame
    talking sweet about nothing
    cookie i think you're
    tame

    i'm making good friends with you
    when you're shaking your good frame
    fall on your face in those bad shoes
    lying there like you're tame

    uh huh huh

    tame


    3. Wave Of Mutilation

    cease to resist, giving my goodbye
    drive my car into the ocean
    you'll think i'm dead, but i sail away
    on a wave of mutilation
    a wave
    wave

    i've kissed mermaids, rode the el nino
    walked the sand with the crustaceans
    could find my way to mariana
    on a wave of mutilation,
    wave of mutilation
    wave of mutilation
    wave

    wave of mutilation
    wave


    4. Bleed

    as loud as hell
    a ringing bell
    behind my smile
    it shakes my teeth
    and all the while
    as vampires feed
    i bleed

    prithee, my dear,
    why are we here
    nobody knows
    we go to sleep
    as breathing flows
    my mind secedes
    i bleed

    there's a place
    in the buried west
    in a cave
    with a house in it
    in the clay
    the holes of hands
    you can place
    a hand in hand
    in bleed


    5. Here Comes Your Man

    outside there's a box car waiting
    outside the family stew
    out by the fire breathing
    outside we wait 'til face turns blue
    i know the nervous walking
    i know the dirty beard hangs
    out by the box car waiting
    take me away to nowhere plains
    there is a wait so long
    here comes your man

    big shake on the box car moving
    big shake to the land that's falling down
    is a wind makes a palm stop blowing
    a big, big stone fall and break my crown
    there is a wait so long
    you'll never wait so long
    here comes your man
    there is a wait so long
    you'll never wait so long
    here comes your man


    6. Dead

    you crazy baby bathsheba, i wancha
    you're suffocating you need a good shed
    i'm tired of living, shebe, so gimme
    dead

    we're apin' rapin' tapin' catharsis
    you get torn down and get erected
    my blood is working but my, my heart is
    dead

    hey
    whaddyah know?
    you're lovely
    tan belly
    is starting to grow

    uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
    uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
    uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
    dead


    7. Monkey Gone To Heaven

    there was a guy
    an under water guy who controlled the sea
    got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
    from new york and new jersey
    this monkey's gone to heaven

    the creature in the sky
    got sucked in ahole
    now there's a hole in the sky
    and the ground's not cold
    and if the ground's not cold
    everything is gonna burn
    we'll all take turns
    i'll get mine, too
    this monkey's gone to haven

    rock me joe!

    if man is 5 [3x]
    then the devil is 6 [5x]
    then god is 7 [3x]
    this monkey's gone to heaven


    8. Mr. Grieves

    hope everything is alright hope everything is alright
    what's that floating in the water
    oh neptune's only daughter
    i believe
    in mr. grieves
    pray for a man in the middle
    one that talks like doolittle
    i believe
    in mr. grieves
    do you have another opinion
    do you have another opinion
    la la la la la la la la
    la la la la la la la la
    got bombed got frozen
    got finally off to a finally dozing
    i believe
    in mr. grieves
    do you have another opinion
    opinion
    do you have another opinion
    do you have another opinion
    you can cry you can mope
    but can you swing from a good rope
    oh i believe
    in mr. grieves
    hope everything is alright
    hope everything is alright


    9. Crackity Jones

    jose jones
    told me alone
    his story
    he got friends
    like paco picopiedra
    la muneca
    he receives on his set
    crack crack crackity jones

    please forgive me
    jose jones
    you need these walls
    for your own
    i'm moving out of this hopedaje
    i'm afraid you'll cut me boy

    thirty miles by
    hundred miles by
    stinking island
    por goofiar
    en crushing automovil
    chasing voices
    he receives in his head
    crack crack crackity jones


    10. La La Love You

    [whistle] yeah
    i love you
    i do
    i love you
    all i'm saying pretty baby
    la la love you don't mean maybe
    all i'm saying pretty baby
    first base
    second base
    third base
    home run
    [whistle] yeah
    i love you
    i do
    i love you
    all i'm saying pretty baby
    la la love you, don't mean maybe
    all i'm saying pretty baby


    11. Number 13 Baby

    got hair in a girl
    that flows to her bones
    and a comb in her pocket
    if the winds get blown
    stripes on her eyes when she walks slow
    but her face falls down
    when she go, go, go
    black tear falling on my lazy queen
    gotta tattooed tit say number 13

    viva
    don't want no blue eyes
    la loma
    i want brown eyes
    rica
    i'm in a state

    choir in the yard
    in the house next door
    where a grandma brought
    some songs from the shore
    six foot girl gonna
    sweat when she dig
    stand close to the fire
    when they light the pig
    standing in her chinos shirt pulled off clean
    gotta tattooed tit say number 13

    viva
    don't want no blue eyes
    la loma
    i want brown eyes
    rica
    i'm in a state


    12. There Goes My Gun

    yoo hoo [3x]
    there goes my gun [4x]
    looka me [3x]
    there goes my gun [4x]
    friendsa foe [3x]
    there goes my gun [4x]


    13. Hey

    hey
    been trying to meet you
    hey
    must be a devil between us
    or whores in my head
    whores at my door
    whores in my bed
    but hey
    where
    have you
    been if you go i will surely die
    we're chained

    uh said the man to the lady
    uh said the lady to the man she adored
    and the whores like a choir
    go uh all night
    and mary ain't you tired of this
    uh
    is
    the
    sound
    that the mother makes when the baby breaks
    we're chained


    14. Gouge Away

    gouge away
    you can gouge away
    stay all day
    if you want to

    missy aggravation
    some sacred questions
    you stroke my locks
    some marijuana
    if you got some

    gouge away
    you can gouge away
    stay all day
    if you want to

    sleeping on your belly
    you break my arms
    you spoon my eyes
    been rubbing a bad charm
    with holy fingers

    gouge away
    you can gouge away
    stay all day
    if you want to

    chained to the pillars
    a 3-day party
    i break the walls
    and kill us all
    with holy fingers

    gouge away
    you can gouge away
    stay all day
    if you want to


    15. Silver

    in this land of strangers
    there are dangers
    there are sorrows
    i can't see this lady
    it is shady
    i am leaving tomorrow
    tomorrow
    tomorrow

    even there's a reason
    it's silver
    it's gone
    in this land of strangers
    there are dangers
    there are sorrows
    sorrows
    sorrows
    sorrows
     
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    Can't disagree

    Genius
    And one of the best live bands ever
    Queens Hall, Edinburgh - Spring 1988
    On their final tour - FANTASTIC
     
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    Aye.

    Went to 3 of the European '87 tour dates.
    Found myself in Holland with therteh six pence in my pocket.

    Brilliant, brilliant band.
    Possibly only bettered by Kool & the Gang.
     
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    RE: Aye.

    Thought you were a Billy Ocean fan?
     
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    The top 5 bands / artistes of all time:

    (1) Kool & the Gang
    (2) The Pixies
    (3) Billy Ocean
    (4) Nirvana
    (5) Kate Bush

    I'm sure you'll agree.

    What did Airey choose when he was on Oakwell 90210 AM?
    I bet it wasn't as good as Caribbean Queen.
     
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    RE: The top 5 bands / artistes of all time:

    He didn't choose anything.</p>

    Apart from the fact that we didn't have much time due to him being dragged off for the usual photo obligations and autograph signing sessions, I think he may have been a tad embarrassed by his selections, which were kept completely under wraps!</p>
     
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    RE: The top 5 bands / artistes of all time:

    Did he choose Black Lace again?
    He's a disgrace.

    You could double your listener figures (to 14 people) by starting every show with the following musical mix:

    (1) Too Hot - Kool & the Gang
    (2) Debaser - The Pixies
    (3) Caribbean Queen - Billy Ocean
    (4) Lithium - Nirvana
    (5) Wuthering Heights - Kate Bush

    You'd have them dancing in the stands.
     
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    RE: The top 5 bands / artistes of all time:

    I chose The Rubettes - anything from the &quot;Wear It's At&quot; Album. Did you see Andy's record collection on those Ikea shelves in the corner? The Kool&amp; The Gang 8 track cartridge case was empty ... saying nowt me.
     
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    8-track cartirdges

    forgive me my ignorance, but what was the point of them? I head a rumour that truckers in the US used them but I still haven't figured out why......
     
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    RE: 8-track cartirdges

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/8-track_cartridge
    Developed before compact cassettes and I think for a while there were problems manufacturing cassette players that would function ok in a moving vehicle.
    I remember my older brother having one in his car and having a cartridge that allowed an ordinary cassette to be played in the machine!
     

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