The away ****

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  1. DEETEE

    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Having a loud dump at the girlfriends while her family watch tv downstairs
     
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  2. Jack Tatty

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    Bombs away
     
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    I've got a mate who won't crap at his in laws, plays havoc after a curry.
     
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  4. Jack Tatty

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    Never shat on my own doorstep.
     
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    I nearly did after too many pints of Sam Smiths :D
     
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    I try and cram in at least two visits to the turd fairy whilst at work. **** wages.
     
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    If you go for a crap while you're doing overtime do you get time and a turd?
     
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    9.00 in the morning. No matter what. **** em, only jealous because I am regular.
     
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    6:00 every morning for me.



    Pity I don't get up while half past ;-)
     
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    The like button would have had some use in this thread.
    DEETEE, Mario, Ponty and Shenk - you made me smile. Thanks.
     
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    What colour was it?
     
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  12. Mrs

    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Smelly shits at in laws meks em think twice abart coming rarnd your house for any length of time, supping tea and generally outstaying their welcome.
     
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    Anyone heard that I once dropped a turd at Thora Hurd's who is a cracking bird. Absurd's the word.
     
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    DEETEE Well-Known Member

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    Nutty brown.

    Must have weighed in at half a stone.

    #bogotter
     
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    10,000 potential punters coming down to Oakwell for an away **** on Saturday and the shop's got constipation...
     
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