The Barnsley Song

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  1. DJ Fatty Boy

    DJ Fatty Boy Well-Known Member

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    Just seen this on Myspace, some lad posted these lyrics from a song he'd just wrote about Barnsley

    THIS IS HIM---------> http://www.myspace.com/thomasheeley

    WHAT DO YOU RECKON?

    i should have moved away,
    i wish id migrated futher south and changed my accent
    i could have had the world at my feet,

    cos when im in barnsley,
    all i see is a bleak future
    and violent chav scum lining the street,

    and when i get hungry,
    hungry enough to go into the town centre
    theres only gregs or pidgens to eat,


    f**k this im moving away

    but that days not today,

    id have too much debt to pay

    i couldnt face an overdraft...

    one day im moving so far away

    dont want to be the only f**ker left in this place

    just let me have one more drink

    with the lovely personnts that make me laugh....


    and when i come home
    i see they still havent built that bloodey bus station,
    like my life its incomplete,

    its out of conrol,
    how many of us are on the dole,
    its cos we've got no mines left have we!

    f**k this im moving away

    but that days not today,

    id have too much debt to pay

    i couldnt face an overdraft...

    one day im moving so far away

    dont want to be the only f**ker left in this place

    just let me have one more drink

    with the lovely personnts that make me laugh....

    if it was'nt for the pubs,
    im sure that i would have moved away sooner
    its easier just to move 10 feet

    and i've always supported the tykes
    and im sure i always will do, afterall it was the referes fault
    for that wensday defeat


    f**k this im moving away,

    one day im moving away,

    cant stand it here in this place

    just not today....
     
    DJ Fatty Boy, Dec 19, 2006
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  2. Rev

    Revvie P Well-Known Member

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    I think

    The miserable lovely person wants a good kicking.</p>
     
    Revvie P, Dec 19, 2006
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  3. you

    young red New Member

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    RE: I think...

    i would have to agree with ya :D
     
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  4. Jaffa

    Jaffa Well-Known Member

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    how can anyone from the tarn diss it as much as he as just done
     
    Jaffa, Dec 21, 2006
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  5. Gue

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    Written by a dog shagger.
     
    Guest, Dec 21, 2006
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  6. Sup

    SuperTyke Well-Known Member

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    Well you're from Barnsley

    I have to admit that does make me want to 'diss it' a little bit.
     
    SuperTyke, Dec 21, 2006
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    Matt1575 Well-Known Member

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    He's a good lad actually, and his points about the Tarn aren't that far wide of the mark now are they??
     
    Matt1575, Dec 22, 2006
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  8. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Oh aye, he's a poet

    Which points by the way?
     
    Jay, Dec 22, 2006
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  9. Gue

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    Gi'oer.

    Is it uncool to be from Barnsley then ?</p>
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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  10. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Nah, it's super cool

    As you can tell by us cool cats.
     
    Jay, Dec 22, 2006
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  11. Gue

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    Pull up a groove

    And be wonderful.</p>

    </p>

    Picturethe sallow faced virgin stuck under his wankstain encrusted duvet penning that pile of ***** in order to impress his trendy mates from outside the area. ******.</p>

    </p>
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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  12. Oxf

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    RE: Pull up a groove

    Chortle.

    Now that is poetic.


    Bit fancy this new board innit....
     
    Oxford Red, Dec 22, 2006
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  13. Gue

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    RE: Pull up a groove

    It's alright til it gets the munk on with you and starts putting your replies where it wants to.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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    RE: Pull up a groove

    Yeah, I've seen it's been a bit random.

    I'm still working out why posts I've read don't stay green. I never was gifted at all this computer gubbins though.
     
    Oxford Red, Dec 22, 2006
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  15. Gue

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    I thought Monk was Monk, not Munk

    But I'll stand and be corrected if getting the Munk on is Munk in that context
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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  16. Gue

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    RE: Pull up a groove

    I just treat it as a lucky dip sort of thing, every day's different.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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  17. Gue

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    'Munk' has more emphasis imho. nt
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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  18. Gue

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    We're off. That was a reply to Scarfy nt
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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  19. Tyk

    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    Right, seeing as i can' start a new thread, merry Christmas you bunch of gaylords, I hope your Christmas present involves getting loved by Russell Grant. See you soon.
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Dec 22, 2006
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  20. Gue

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    Merry Christmas one and all.

    See everyone next year. I hope you all get pissed and dry loved. I will.
     
    Guest, Dec 22, 2006
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