the best bus JOB i ever did,i hope you all had one of these

Yes it was a 21 st Birthday party for a young man
i had to take them,to,theddlethorpe
near mablethorpe
there was this Strip club
i had been Many times,i always volounteired
but i had watched this venue get less and less popular
i took thes chaps there
it was strip night
i picked them up
and from the off they were a happy bunch
totaly intent on a good time
which they had
BUT,i arrived at the Club
the car park was empty
i thought they had shut down
but no they were open as usual
now i kid you not if i had not gone the place would have been empty
the lads are unpeterbed by this
and they go to the little restraunt forScamoin Chips basket meal
while they are in ther
the stripper comes on
and im the only one to see her
you could see she was an old timer
but she was good
but the managr stopped the show
till the lads came backin
he allowed them back with thier meal
she carried on
did her turn
and the lads invited her to the fun
of course i could not have a drink
but we all had some fun
then i took them home
not a wrong word not a moan
and the chap who ran the show came and
shoved some thing in my top pocket
oh i had a whip round got a 5 er to start with
we all said good night

it was several days later
the wife said where you get all that money from iyour Blazer
i said what money
there was 32 quid
i saw the chap some time later
hope you enjoyed it he said
we had a kitty
and that is what was left
Now thats what i call some party some JOB
once in alifetime