About 4 years ago afew of my mates used to gather in the Longbow pretty much every night. My mate Breeze (Named after his pool exploits - no whirlwind) fancied himself as a bit of a porn star. So one day one of the lads said he will pay for a production of a film but breeze had to come up with the story lines etc. The company was to be called 'White finger Productions' as the supposed owner was giving the money he gained from his payout from the NCB for whitefinger.</p> Unbeknown to Breeze but it was all codswallop and there was no film or cash for the project. The joke was hopefully one that was to last an afternoon. 2 years later old breeze had made the story............</p> A painter and decorator (breeze) goes to the house of a woman who's husband had been away working for sometime. He rocks up with all the gear only to find the house spotless without any need for his painting skills..........the story goes a bit there but he said "Loads of f###ing and a few money shots'll be okay." We are all creased up as he's been out and ordered a few floosies - the lot. Organised the premises as well.</p> To cap it all off he came up with the best Porn name I have ever heard - Matt Emulsion.</p> The Film never got made but for 2 years the lot of us kept it up and he truly believed every word of it. I have been part of good wind ups but this mother took 2 years for fruition. I don't know what the moral is but hey lifes a bitch!!</p>
great story I wonder if he'd have been using this paint? http://diy.abcaz.co.uk/getxml.asp?d=5&v=5&pr=864005&r=
