The BFC Calendar ( ladies only ! )

Julian has discovered Monkey in a compromising position.



Julian : What ARE you doing now ?




Monkey : I thought I'd earn a bit of dosh by selling a nude calendar.

Julian : It is nearly May. Aren't you a bit late and hasn't everyone already seen you naked ?

Monkey : Such negativity Julian !

Julian : Why not get the BFC lads in and do a charity calendar for BASIC ?





So Julian gets on the phone and rustles up some volunteers.




Fozzie gets the ball rolling as Mr.January........





........Kozzie can't wait to wave his arms about carelessly and reveal a strategically placed bow as Mr.February !





March

Doggyjayi : Can someone help me get my collar off please ? Why is this round thingy in this net thingy ?




Big Darren's modesty is concealed by the arrival of Easter eggs for Mr.April.





Fozzie : Kozzie, it's not funny any more, get down here with my shorts please.




The chocolate proves to be too much of a distraction for Monkey so Fozzie has to take over as photographer just in time for Mr.May aka Disco Devaney to put his gold medallion to good use.




Monkey insists on being a rather vulgar 'Mrs' June.




Fozzie : Monkey ! I am not photographing you doing that !! I don't care if it reminds you of Maureen !




There are two candidates for Mr.July.




Heinzi : Vot eez zis all for ? I vos told it vos a team photo ! I vill keep mine sausage to myself if you don't mind.

The evil Luke Steele giggles mercilessly, he has finally got what he has wanted all season.




Senor August Leon scoots in to reveal a rounded pair. No-one can quite remember who he is.




Humey joins in as sharp-shooting Mr.September.

Fozzie : Well he's the last volunteer Monkey. What now ?

Monkey : I know, we need that bloke who's always good at filling in wherever he's needed. Someone dependable who just gets on with the job without any fuss.




So they rope in Brush-head Bobby Hassell for the Mr.October slot.




Just then a club security hamster runs past in a bit of a hurry. He is practising for when he sees people waving cameras about in the crowd.




Fozzie : Not so fast my man, just what we need for Mr.November !

Security hamster : Squeak squeak, let me go ! Mr.Doyle is waiting !! Squeak squeak, put that camera away !




The whole gang gather together for a december party.

Monkey : You know this funny little picture of a dustbin on the camera. Well I pressed a button and now the screen's gone blank apart from where it says 'NO PICTURE...............

 

Brilliant...only the dustbin part isnt funny my daughter has actually done that...

 

Beats my Girl Fridays

http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/fo...highlight=Girl Friday&highlightmode=1#M934468
http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/fo...highlight=Girl Friday&highlightmode=1#M929081
http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/fo...highlight=Girl Friday&highlightmode=1#M924344

 

Excellent!!

Where can I buy one?

Club shop?

 

mental

 

brill should raise loads of dosh , nice to see humey back with the lads

 

I have a feeling we may be visited by a security hamster tomorrow.