The Full Ponty's Job Application on Twitter

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  1. Che

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    That lad has got far too much spare time on his hands.. Brilliant as ever
     
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    Quality. Give him the job...
     
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    Can someone put it on here for us phone users. Can't enlarge the image to read it. TIA
     
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    Did that work?

    I can't use this bloody BBS.
    Or Twitter.
    Or any Corby Trouser Press manufactured after 1992.

    Still not had a response from the club.
    I think they're basically spending the day letting the other applicants down lightly before Ron Rowing offers me the job.

    #TFPforBFC
     
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    It did. Ta. I am sure you would do a better job than your predecessor who was a bit ****. You should have mentioned 'budget' in your cv though, that omission has probably blown your chances.
     
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    Really? The budget thing has cost me?
    I assumed after being blown away by my CV they'd send me a questionnaire, with tick boxes, so I could fill in what budget I'd need & stuff.
    Have I been a bit naive?
    I was hoping to unload the "big guns", such as Half-time Hookers & signing Andre the giant, in my interview.

    #TFPforBFC
     

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