The greatest couple of minutes of your life

Winnall strikes it from the edge of the area, it takes a deflection and it's in the top corner. You're on your feet and there's this noise coming out of you, it's not words, it's primal, you're almost screaming. And you're jumping about like a lunatic, clapping and punching the air. It's almost a dance. Or an epileptic fit. If you were anywhere other than a football game you'd be arrested and committed. And you look around you and your family and friends you've known all your life and friends you've met at the football and people you just say hello to and that weird bloke further down the row are all on their feet too, shouting and screaming and clapping and smiling. And you're filled with this joy, this unbelievable rush of pleasure. And the singing starts, and you're singing now too, "Winnall's on fire, your defence is terrified and Winnall's on fire". And they must have kicked off because Winnall's got the ball again and he's running towards goal, shrugging off defenders from behind, and he slips it past the defender in front, and he's through on goal and you're not singing any more, you're just screaming "come on!!!!" and he dinks it over the keeper and you're gone, you're just gone...

 

I had a rush of blood and CLIMBED ON MY SEAT. Expecting a banning order through the door in the week.

 

I started reading this thinking it was going to be all about that brief chat you had with me pal :-D

 

Or a bill for a new seat.

 

It was still intact when I plonked my fat arse back on it. Even dusted the shoeprints off it #houseproud

 

SuperTye is composing the letter of complaint as I type.

 

When I sat down after 3rd no word of a lie I was seeing stars with all the jumping up and down and noise coming out of me. Never had it before at games but so right mad two minutes!!!!

 

It was certainly a good 2 minutes in my life. For Sam's first, the young girl next to me jumped on me, arms and legs wrapping round nicely. I've never met her before in my life. She'd only just climbed off when the 2nd went in. I looked at her awkwardly. She said "oh f*** it" and jumped on me again. Yes, it was a good 2 minutes.

 

About a minute after that 3rd goal i sat back down the guy in front says sorry everyone's staying standing at the minute. Had to tell him its ok ive only sat down to catch my breath. My head wqs pounding from lack of oxygen hands shaking it was a state of total shock at this point.

 

Not being funny or owt but how the **** does that even work? I kind of understand a rush of blood and jumping onto the perimeter wall or over it but to fold your seat down and hold it while you gingerly climb in just seems like a bit of a faff

 

Single leap, like a ******* gazelle I was.


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If I tried that I'd end up in the gap between the seat and the seat back with the whole thing folded up on me

 

That did occur to me as my lad stood shaking his head at me. Needed ropes to get down.


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Could you let me know what seat number you were as I am thinking of buying a season ticket

 

West Stand lower, row G, seat 74!

I wouldn't recommend it though, the view of the touchline in front of the west stand north end is blocked by the dug outs. I wonder if she's going to the beam back?

 

I will let you know Friday morning

 

We were all stood up in the west from the second went in as an old lass came walking past with 2 cups of molten tea. Just as she was in front of me I looked up and saw Winnall storming through. I've no idea how she didn't get sent flying but I somehow managed to hold her and she didn't spill a drop. She probably didn't reyt appreciate me screaming in her face though.


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I think I came a little.

 

#sexwee

 

I liked Sam Winnall's head-shaking celebration for the 3rd.

I thought he was going to go all Marco Tardelli on us.