The king of all ebay ads..................

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1-7-DIESEL-AS...yZ108851QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

have a look at the questions at the end.....................class.

 

lmfao.
"hi i plan on doing a robbery this weekend followed by some serious layby loving do you think the van would go the distance? yours pistol pete"
thats funny

 

i like

&quot;<font size="4" face="Arial">I'VE TICKED ONE OF THE FEATURES AS A BEAVER TAIL - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ONE OF THESE IS - BUT I RECKON THIS BEAST HAS PROBABLY GOT ONE.</font></p>

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Haha, pmsl, that guys good without a doubt

 

Brilliant

<table style="border-right: #c4c4c4 1px solid; border-left: #c4c4c4 1px solid" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td class="questionQ questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-left: 15px; width: 15px" valign="top">Q:</td><td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="width: 633px">

Hi im on the lookout for a new van for my weekend doggin sessions but before i spend my hard earned cash i got a couple of questions does the headlights work on full beam most important for attracting attention, has the rear suspension been upgraded in any way been a fat git i like all the help i can get, and finaly the interiour any unsightly stains ?</p>

</p></td><td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding questionrow1bg" style="padding-right: 10px; width: 20%; text-align: right">04-Mar-08</td></tr><tr style="background-color: #ffffff"><td class="questionA questionrowpadding" style="padding-left: 15px; width: 15px" valign="top">A: </td><td class="questioncontent questionrowpadding">Minibits, I can confirm that The Beast would be perfect for your weekend Dogging sessions mainly because of the Shagpile carpet I had installed in the back for just such occasions. Also his full beams work perfectly and can even light up a shiny notice-board nearly 7 miles away. The rear suspension although not upgraded, was immediately repaired following my MILFhunt expedition and would now support at least 2 overweight Doggers. I assume that The Beaver Tail would probably help no end with such an activity as well. If it's ok with you Minibits, I'll also take this opportunity to mention some of his other features.... Full working stereo cassette deck, alloy wheels (off a rubbish Rover - The chicks just love them). It also has an Ejector seat built in for unwanted passengers although this only works with people/ animals up to 4 1/2 stone. It also has Turbo-Boost so you can jump over police cars in a chase but the unit needs regassing. Ermmm, what else... Ah yes... It can talk. I notice that the frenzied bidding has started - I suggest you get straight in there Minibits, if you want to secure this deal of a lifetime. Nick</td></tr></tbody></table>

 

Couldnt resist... he he he - had to explain to Mr Ali

Nick
Regarding the Brake Goat Power - were these Tongan Rugby Goats of the fudgepacking tendency or good old Blighty Beerswillers?
Makes a difference to the torque or so the Mrs says. She's allus right so I thought I'd enquire. As you can tell wi a Mrs who knows stuff like that I'm in need of some 'entertainment' and the van may help

 

LMAO

'Can you confirm that this a genuine Escort Van, and not a cheap import from Skegness...'

Quality.