The Lalkovic Lottery

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  1. man

    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    There's a 25% chance of any given touch of his being absolutely woeful. Sometims he manages to beat the odds and string 5 or 6 decent touches together in a run but more often than not he just gives it away.
     
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    Hope he,s one of them going don,t rate him at all
     
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    pingiskola Well-Known Member

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    More often he heats himself 15 times before losing the ball completely and putting us in the ****
     
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    Beats a man then turns back into them. Doesn't anticipate play at all.
     
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    A work in progress (if I'm being generous)
     
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    He should be **** hot then!
     
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    Very disappointed with him so far. Doesn't seem to have owt in his locker.
     
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    Gordon Ottershaw Well-Known Member

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    He's one of the many wingers we've had who flatter to deceive. Run around a lot, but do nothing much really. Jeysus, one of em (shuker) even won the player of the year once.
     
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    He's worse than Micky Clarke
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    Made me think if a fanzine article I once wrote called "Mick Clarke's dad".
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    MrsHallsToffeerolls Well-Known Member

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    Jack Russell with a ball that's what he reminds me of.
     
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    I remember that, very funny. For years our season tickets in the Ponty were next to a bloke who we called Chris Morgan's Dad, as no matter what Morgan did he was untouchable in his eyes. Fair enough, Morgan was a very good player for us, but the bloke also had an irrational hatred of Nicky Eaden and Scott Jones, leading to his other nickname of "Choofin 'ell Joooans". I think that he must have nearly spontaneously combusted during the Man U game in the cup.
     
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