The latest from Richard Kell....

Oh Richard Kell,
When you fell, and
All was not well,
Did you ever tell
The staff at Oakwell
you'd never gell
Anymore.

Now Richard Kell,
your life is hell
since you married Nell.
Nell Kell,
dingdong bell,
What the flip.

But Richard Kell
you cannot sell
your secondhand Dell
to buy gravel
or send parcel.
It's getting worse.

Kell fell,
tell Nell.
Sell Dell,
Pell Mell.
Yell Hell
Out for six months.