the man with ten stone testicles

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  1. fir

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    At what point did he realise they were too big??
    Not a programme I think I'll be watching.
     
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    He kept on getting the sack when he realised! :)
     
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    Got to be in the running for thread title of the year :D
     
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    was his nob in scale with his ******?
     
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    he must produce an ungodly amount of man fat
     
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    Sounds like a load of b*llocks to me.
     
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    **** me not another MIDO thread
     
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    I was thinking it was more Hemsy :D
     
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    Is it abnormal to have such big testicles? I better get tested.


    If its a fact that his testicles weigh 10st, that means he's actually slapped them on the bathroom weighing scales to weigh them.
     
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    You mean that you've never done that ???:p
     
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    I'll be back in a minute...
     
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    I might be longer , the nearest Weighbridge is at Tankersley ;)
     

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