The master plan is genius and it's working to perfection

Great to see that we're not wasting money on expensive loan signings this season and getting nothing in return.

Someone please remind me again which of these permanent signings we're developing to sell on at a massive profit first? The big clubs must be queueing up by now.

At least we're seeing the brand of entertaining football we were promised after Robins left. We've rolled over and died and made both Southampton and Middlesbrough look truly fantastic. Even Morecambe looked neat and tidy.