Radio 5 just reported that cheeky cockney scamp Dennis Wise is joining Newcastle as their Director of Football. You really, really cannot make this stuff up.
Just in case you haven't opened this. Dennis Wise off to Newcastle. So say Radio 5 Live - Director of Football!! ff
What a day that would be! If he goes to Newcastle I would not stop laughing for 4 weeks solid.</p> Please Denis, you know it makes sense. Chelsea in the FA Cup, Macken signed perm, and the Scum left without a manager.</p>
He Should Want To Stay Where He Is Like Paul Ince Does Ince wants a promotion on his managerial CV and so stays where he is.