We turn up at Lincoln with a set of red kits. The groundsman sprays weedkiller on the pitch instead of plant food after a mix-up in the Home Bargains order. On Monday Khaled goes foraging for mushrooms in Wath woods and serves them up in his special Swedish stew for Tuesday's pre-match meal. He succeeds in poisoning half our squad, three Wycombe players who try it out of politeness, and both linesmen.
That actually happened at our cricket club many years ago. One of our spinners won the bowling averages.
Well joking aside, and following on from last nights debacle, I think there's a lot more pressure now on Neil and the team in these next few weeks. I hope not, but there's a chance of our fans finally 'turning' on him and the players.
They could be magic mushrooms. Neill, hallucinating as a result of consuming some, says it was a fairly even game until Wycombe had scored their 5th to go 5-0 up.
Agree with this, I think the pressure on Collins and the team will only ramp up over the next few weeks if the results are poor and the football is negative. I wonder who will be in the director's box for the next home game? Dare any of them show up?!
