The offside rule explained....

The offside rule explained for girls
>
>You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the
>shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and
>which you must have.
>
>The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing
>them with desire.
>
>Both of you have forgotten your purses.
>
>It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had
>no money to pay for the shoes.
>
>The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
>
>Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop
>and sees your dilemma.
>
>She prepares to throw her purse to you.
>
>If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other
>shopper and buy the shoes.
>
>At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and,
>*whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch
>the purse and buy the shoes.
>
>Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it
>would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.

 

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