The Original Random Thread... But Why ?

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  1. Kev b

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    So why is it Triangle sandwiches taste the best ?

    Why when you pinch a chip of someone else's plate taste better than your even tho, is from the same pan ?

    Why is the last bite of a chocolate bar always the best ?
     
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    Why does only a certain rain get you wet but not the other
     
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    Why, when there are two queues, the one you join always moves the slowest?
     
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    Why is the bloke sat in front of me on the bus whispering to himself?
     
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    Why does the dog always stand in front of the television when I'm watching football, but never does it at any other time?
     
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    Why does it start raining when I leave the house and stop raining when I'm wet through?
     
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    Why does it always rain when i`ve just washed my windows
     
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    Why do people tie bags of dog 5hit to hedgerows?
     
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    I've missed your posts Kev.
     
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    Me, too. They're always guaranteed to cheer me up.
     
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    Why do we go together like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong?
     
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    Pourquoi payer plus cher? :):):):)
     
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    Why is it, when there's a knock on the door, dogs always think it's for them
     
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    Our new dog ran barking to the back door yesterday, after some had actually knocked on the front door! :D
     
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    Or when the post comes, it’s like there expecting a tax return
     
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    Why does my other half ask me which colour looks best (from a choice of two) when clothes shopping, and then always chooses whichever one I didnt ?:oops:
     
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