The Queen and David Cameron are on the same stage at Jubilee in front of a crowd of 200,000. The Queen leaned towards Mr Cameron and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Cameron arrogantly replied, "I seriously doubt that, with one little wave of your hand you could do all that? Show me!" So the Queen, with one swift wave, back-handed him in the mouth!!