The REAL North/South divide.

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  1. Gue

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    Speaking to a friend of mine who has lived in many parts of England, he reckons there is a north/south divide based on what sauce a man has on his bacon sandwich.

    He says that in the south, tomato is the sauce of choice on the old pig sandwich, while oop north, hp/brown is the order of the day. Apparently, the sauce "equator" is somewhere around Leicester, where preferences are mixed.

    I have confirmed this to be about 90% correct so far, speaking with habitants of both areas.
     
  2. Gue

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    I'm a Southerner by sauce then. Balls.
     
  3. Gue

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    I like southern sauce then....
     
  4. Suffolktyke

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    I liked Southern sauce before I moved down here...must have known..
     
  5. Gue

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    North/South.

    Had a chippie in Margate for a couple of years. Tried mushy peas on the locals as no-one was doing them. Remark from the lad who helped us "How can you eat such muck". Did a good trade with people who had moved from the North and the people who were attending the local language school, mainly Iranians and Chinese.
     
  6. Gue

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    Incorrect.

    North - brown sauce.
    South - red sauce.
    Baaarnsli - man sauce.
     
  7. Farnham_Red

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    That explains why I am confused

    As a Northerner living in the south I am equally happy with either ketchup (but must be Heinz) or Brown source - as I now no longer touch HP.

    Neither comes close to some fried tomatoe on the bacon though
     
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    Eyop stranger

    Long time now squalk
     
  9. Gue

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    I've been busy ...

    ... trying to source an industrial strimmer powerful enough to deal with that thing on your face.

    Do you play at full back for Southampton?
     
  10. Ric

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    i'm northern, no contest

    hp brown sauce for me all the way

    oh and i love gravy! I went to heathrow airport, had a roast beef sandwich and asked for some gravy on it

    the bloke looked at me with disgust.
     
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    Wooosh

    Afraid I havent a clue what you are talking about regarding Southampton
     
  12. Gue

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    You bloody peasants.
     
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    Forget the sauce of any colour

    ...grilled tomato is unmatchable. So there.
     
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    dunt tha meen spoff? nt
     
  16. The Full Ponty

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    Aye.

    Man sauce, love juice, spongle, baby gravy, jizz ... spoff.

    It's a bit like the biscuit game that Dirk, Jay, Dillinger, SM & TM play ... but with a bacon buttie.
     
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    Yay thats me 10 years younger at a stroke -nt
     
  18. Gue

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    No sauce - mustard for me.
     
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    Rather strange in our household...

    I'm originally from darn sarf (and lived there until the age of 19) and I love HP and Daddies sauce. Revvie P born and breed wombweller devoted ketchup fan.

    I heard the same theory on This Morning several years ago.

    :)
     
  20. E.I. Addio

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    Wasabi for me.

    Hot mushy peas - great.
     

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