The Reggie Perrin canoeist...

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  1. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    ... got a tad over 6 years. Happy loving old chap!

    His missis got a bit longer.
     
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    And he was a prisoner officer I think, which won't make him popular with some of the other 'lags'
     
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    it was a good effort

    I just can't understand why he walked into that police station.
     
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    Have you not seen his wife ?

    I'd have paddled in that canoe until my arms dropped off
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: Have you not seen his wife ?

    P'raps they'll get to share a cell. Now that would be a lark.
     
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    all for just £250,000

    what a pair of turnips.
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: all for just £250,000

    ..... oh and 'Lets f*ck the kids off too'

    Prize turnips indeed.
     
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    RE: all for just £250,000

    thats a heck of a lot of money!
     
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    RE: all for just £250,000

    Let's see..... quarter of a Mill for 6 years in jail mmmmmmmmmmmm not sure.
     
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    RE: all for just £250,000

    no its not worth that.

    Remember they will be eligible for release in 4 years if they behave.
     
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    not really on the grand scheme of things.

    A former HSBC employee was recently jailed for 9 years for trying to defraud them of £72m.

    And I bet he didn't have to tell his mum, dad and children that he has died!
     
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    RE: all for just £250,000

    in time for London Olympics :)
     
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    still a lot of money.

    why did he hand himself in?
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: all for just £250,000

    What, kyak..........kiyakkin.........canoeisting like?
     
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    dont think he did - just got caught out.
     
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    he walked into a police station and said he had lost his memory?

    surely thats turning yourself in? what kind of a lawyer are you!? :D
     
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    its really nothing

    and he wont get to keep it now anyway
     
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    ah, thought you meant HSBC guy :)
     
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    I reckon the kids knew nt
     
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    RE: its really nothing

    you'd think he would have spent it or laundered it away?
     

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