Ronnie Moore's a w****r He wears a w*****'s hat And when he wears it back to front He looks a f*****g t**t Is this the greatest football chant ever? The greatest, most arbitrary and meaningless chant ever. What is a w*****'s hat? And why, when Ronnie wears it back to front, does he look a f*****g t**t?
More to the point - has anyone seen Ronnie wearing his '******* hat' back to front to prove that he does in fact look a f@cking tw@t? And, indeed why would he wear it back to front in the first place? In fact, why would he wear it all when presumably he looks a ****** when he wears it the right way round? You'd think that, as a genuine ******, he'd try and hide this personal quality by avoiding ******* hats in the first place?
does this said masturbation hat have special qualities ? i mean can he only get wood when wearing it therefore he knows whatever he looks like h'es gotta wear said headgear, also , if its back to front does this negate any powers and is it all a cunning trick employed bysome magic hat man ronny met at glastonbury ??
Excellent song. And Ronnie Moore certainly didn't like it. He got arrested at Oakwell for giving the 'v'-sign .
