The Star - Hammill & Preece etc etc ......

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  1. Pen

    Penityke Member

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    Penityke, Jul 23, 2009
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  2. The Full Ponty

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    "Reds happy to have number two"

    That's no way to describe your Manager.
     
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  3. Gue

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    No.2 keeper

    Related to No.1 keeper off here ?
     
    Guest, Jul 23, 2009
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  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    We've signed a rapping keeper?

    I hope he's as great as John Barnes.

    I'm going to contact your employer, as you're obviously posting from work.
    I hear he's no longer found in Lovingstone's & likes to be tucked up in bed at 8:30pm with a Horlicks.
     
    The Full Ponty, Jul 23, 2009
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  5. Gue

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    RE: We've signed a rapping keeper?

    My employer's a right philanderer.</p>

    He has a Gold pass for Livingstone's mature ***** lounge though.
    </p>

    </p>
     
    Guest, Jul 23, 2009
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  6. D/T

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    do you still touch or you restricted to looking. . . .
     
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  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    "Mature ***** Loung"

    I like it.
    We could market that.

    We need Ali for the opening night party launch festival knees up.
     
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  8. Gue

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    Lol. Never used to touch really, just call a cab and buy them a Vodka Ice. Job done.
     
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  9. Gue

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    I said 'Mature'

    Not 'Arrid'.</p>

    I'm thinking velvet drapes, leather settees, buckets of lube.
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    they are more classy these days, its a WKD blue cos its ont telly.
     
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    Pfff.

    Ali is going to cut your mega-balls off for that.

    Mature, just like a ripe cheddar.
    With chives in it.
     
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  12. Gue

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    Glad I've retired then. That's too much effort.
     
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  13. Gue

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    RE: Pfff.

    Is 'chives' the new nickname for footballers ?
     
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  14. D/T

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    theres still that bonus ***** of half a lager and black knocking about though but she's normally weighs in at just under a ton and I dont fancy bulb marks on my arse.
     
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  15. Journo Tyke

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    "We are now looking to be more British-based"

    Is that why we've four or five foreign players on trial?

    Confused.
     
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    So where do you think they will be based if they sign?

    :D </p>
     
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    Typical Journo..

    Always asking questions.

    Just drink the Kool-Aid and everything will be fine, Simon will deliver us to heaven as long as you don't question the Great leader.
     
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    Davey is being more open with his interviews.

    Last year he wouldn't discuss transfers, who he was after and where they were from. Tactics and the team were a no go area for journos.

    He confirmed hes after Gray. Confirmed and discussed at length the bid for Adam. Quashed rumours regards Quinn. Open about the Hammill discussions.

    He is learning how the handle the media, giving enough information to keep the fans informed and seems to be handling it all a lot better.

    Fair play to him for taking Cryne's advice on board.
     
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    RE: "We are now looking to be more British-based"

    All down to money me thinx.....jmv
     
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    Does anyone know when the date is up for the hammill transfer because if davey thinks hammill will do a adam he should pull out stright away.
     
    Hemsworth Tyke, Jul 24, 2009
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