The strangest thing happened on the way home today

I think I must have passed out and had a dream because that's the only way I can explain what I thought I heard our 'manager' say on dearne FM. You'll laugh because its so far fetched what I was dreaming but here goes. </p>

I dreamt that the manager blamed todays woeful, inept performance on the weather. Yeah thats right, I heard him say that the weather conditions were to blame for us playing three defensive midfielders, JCR as a central midfielder, Van Homoet at left back and generally being *****. According to my dream the reason we had the ball in the air so much was because the wind on the ground was so bad that we couldnt try to keep the ball on the deck so we put it in the air every fecking chance we got, presumably for the same reason as the last home game being postponed, because the weather system inside oakwell is totally different to the rest of the world and as soon as the ball goes 10 foot off the ground there is no wind at all.</p>

Another excuse that I heard in my dream was that the players Davey had brought in were not fit which is why Anderson de silva was ****.</p>

We can take positives though and that is that LAST WEEK on tuesday we won. I don't remember us playing a game on tuesday last week so I don't know how I managed to dream that one up.</p>

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simon **** off lad, you're a joke.</p>