The sure things in life

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  1. Gor

    Gordon Ottershaw Well-Known Member

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    Win an Olympic medal, get at least an MBE.

    Be an actress still working in film or theatre beyond the age of 55, get a Damehood.

    Donate a large amount of money to the party in government, get a Knighthood.

    Present Top of the Pops in the seventies, expect a knock on the door.

    Manage a team that loses to Barnsley, clear your desk in the morning.

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    Mandy Love (names changed to protect the guilty) when I were a school always good for a quick fumble round the back of the Spar.
     
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