The things Kids say !!!!! betcha its a Windass 5 match ban

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age
6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls.(James aged 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an island. If you don't have
sea all round you, you are in continent.(Wayne age 7).

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson- she's not my friend no more(Kylie age6)

5) A dolphin breathes through an arsehole on the top of it's
head.(Billy aged 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots and comes back with
crabs(Millie age 7)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean.Sometimes,whenthe wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make
the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating eating
beans(William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my dad keeps shouting at my mum, and my big sister
has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write(Amy age 6

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they
have to plug themselves into chargers(Christopher age 7)

11) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other(Becky age 8)