The Trouble You Can Get Into.............

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  1. orsenkaht

    orsenkaht Well-Known Member

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    You know how it is.........

    Lady Kaht and I are out here in Torremolinos at the Hotel Amelia (posh gaff). A fairly boozy lunch, followed by a sherbery on the balcony this aft while we listened to the latest barrow load of s**t Mr Osborne has to heap upon us.

    Dinner accompanied by our statutory bottle of Verdejo (why do they present you with those funny labels to go round the bottle?). We then repaired to the lounge bar.

    Very decent keyboardist/singer, and we ordered the usual coffee and brandies. All was going well, until he struck up "Can't take my eyes off you". Big build up to the chorus, whereupon Lady Kaht and I had to strike up "Oh, Bobby Has sell..........."!

    The management have now returned our passports following profuse apologies but we have been told we are being watched!
     
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    Like it, lol!
     
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