The Wedding that I missed the match for on Setdi ...

(1) Free LP Champagne all night.
(2) Free Stella all night.
(3) The Bride & Groom arrived in a helicopter.
(4) The Marquee was huge.
(5) The house had it's own cricket pitch, pavillion & electronic scoreboard ... as well as Tennis courts etc.
(6) The evening 'buffet' was Dirks favourite ... spit roasted pig.

Got in a right tangle.

How was Oakwell?

 

Any you missed the reds for that!!

 

Yes, yes I did.

It seems I'm not a 'true fan' or summat.

Anyway - football is ****.

 

"The house had it's own cricket pitch, pavillion & electronic scoreboard"

The reception was at Shaw Lane CC wasn't it?!!!

 

I wish it had been.

The square was in brilliant condition, even after the helicopter landed on it.
They only use it for family games & stuff - the posh gits.

They had a fleet of Lexus cars & 4x4's.
A fleet of Lexii.

I felt a bit out of place.
A bit like Antony Kay on the right wing.

 

Yes, yes

Is that - you are not a true reds fan because:
1. you have posh mates
or
2. because you missed a home game??

both rule me out!
In fact I am posh.
I get out of the bath for a piss and everything!

 

RE: Yes, yes

They were posh mates of Mrs Ponty.
My poshest mucker is called Dave Woolly Hat.
His white vests are things of Legend.

Yes.
I missed a home game.
Some people on here feel that I should be shot for such a crime.

Some people have season tickets.
Other people have lives.
Some silly buggers try to have both.

Jay has none of the above.

 

so you missed the match on setdy did yer?so did the ponty end goalie glove wearing contender.
go on admit it, thas adopted him. ff

 

Wrong.

I am him.
You like my Anorak?

I do intend to adopt him though.
He's going to live in the basement where I will feed him fish heads.