The Wicker Man

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  1. Gue

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    Can I have 2 hours of my life back please?
     
  2. kestyke

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    Which One?

    T'original or Nicholas Cage version.
     
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    Ditto - load of tosh
     
  4. Gue

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    And Miami Vice

    Appalling.
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: Which One?

    The remake. I quite like the original but this latest one is terrible, no suspense, bad acting and Nicholas Cage in a bear costume ffs They just bolted on bits of the original while losing really important bits of the plot.

    Worst film I've seen all year.
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: And Miami Vice

    not seen it. Repeats on bravo are class.
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: And Miami Vice

    Stick to the pastel shaded suits.</p>



    New one - Jamie Foxx just looks baffled whilst Colin Farrell looks angry all film. Goes to Cuba to shag a gangster's missus, comes back. Lots of grainy footage for some reason. No storyline though, which was a drawback. Utter toss.</p>
     
  8. Jay

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    Agreed

    Seven shades of ****. No plot. Couldn't understand a word they were saying. Garbage from beginning to end.
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: Agreed

    what are the seven shades of sh.it?
     
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    I refuse to go to remakes of films that were good in the first place

    And the original Wicker Man was good. Doesn't do it for me.
     
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    Whats the britt eckland equivalent scene like, where she dances against the door?
     
  13. Gue

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    RE: These

    you have some very strange poo's
     
  14. Gue

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    there isn't one.
     
  15. Jay

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    Nice apostrophe usage
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: Nice apostrophe usage

    you and eastie are right pedant's
     
  17. Farnham_Red

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    Thanks - I wasnt going to go anway but that makes me even more certain

    No way could a remake be anything like as good as the original - one of the all time classics.

    Wonder when someone will remake Casablanca
     
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    RE: Nice apostrophe usage

    You know **** all about apostrophes Dillinger.
     
  19. Gue

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    RE: Nice apostrophe usage

    Knows plenty about **** holding though apparently.
     
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    got a good technique has he

    just the right amount of firmness.
     

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