The Wisdom of Gordom Strachan....... no Windass please

Gordon Strachan, football manager and comic genius!</p>

On Wayne Rooney...
&quot;It's an incredible rise to stardom; at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.&quot;</p>

Reporter: &quot;Gordon, can we have a quick word please?&quot;
Strachan: &quot;Velocity&quot; [walks off]</p>

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.</p>

Reporter: &quot;Gordon, what will you take from today?&quot;
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.</p>

Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.</p>

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. So I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick - down negative man, down.</p>

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.</p>

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.</p>

Reporter: &quot;What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?&quot;
Strachan: &quot;I don't do impressions&quot;</p>

Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then?
Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!</p>

Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!</p>

 

brill

 

Dean Windass, 5 match ban (only kidding that's a bloody funny post)

 

quality

 

He came out with another one today

Danish press asked him why Thomas Gravesen was silent and wouldn't speak to them. Gordon's reply was, "I dunno, maybe he just doesn't like you?"

 

He's a legend

 

Brilliant

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