Nightclub/pub toilet attendants trying to wash your hands for you. Why do they all talk like Sean Paul as well when they were clearly born in Leeds? "Freshen up for the punani". How does "fu-ck off" sound?
Were you in the 'The Manchester' in Blackpool on Saturday by any chance? He was one irratating barsteward!
Pretty fecking horrible job that. I think the worst people in the world are the ones that 'employ' people to do that (although most are self employed).