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From Knowsley? Haven't been for ages, since one of them started pulling off the trim from the window and chewing it. They take some shaking off too, emergency stop usualy works though.
RE: From Knowsley? I bet it's quite good fun trying to shake off a monkey clinging to your car. Bit like something from a movie. Did you drive through some boxes?
Unfortunately I've never managed to locate a pile of cardboard boxes in the baboon enclosure as yet. It doesn't seem that much fun at the time when you're trying to stop them eating your car, not hurt them and avoid the zebras crossing the road.
Just plant it. I tell yer. If I'm driving home from work, and a monkey jumps on my car and starts biteing it. I'm gonna plant it, and start swerving. I'll also get the Sat-Nav to locate some boxes to drive through. F''k not hurting the monkey, it's the only way they learn. We're too soft on em if you ask me. Bring back the cane.
I'd obviously do that with the big monkeys but you have to watch out for the cute baby monkeys and their mummies, and them pesky stripey horse things who just seem to wander where they like.
