That'd be like me putting my hand on a door and instead of the door slightly opening, it flying off its bloody hinges. Simply blatant cheating.
Remember when he made his Man Utd debut? It was at home to Bolton Wanderers, 4-0 or 4-1 win, if I remember correctly. His footwork was amazing, he got shoved off the ball, got straight back up again, muscled the man off the ball, and won it back. The only question mark about him back then was his "worm" hair! He seems to have developed into one of the biggest cheats, and moaners of world football, which is bitterly disappointing.