thereev report..........issue 1

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  1. 'thereev'

    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    a new & regular thread after each match will now be produced. today is the very first issue so please save it for posterity and to look back and show your grandkids.

    Anyway on with the report on the Hull match....and the verdict you ask?

    thoroughly entertaining game...fully deserved victory too and good all round display from the super reds. I personally thought Butterfield was anonymous most of the game but apart from no complaints at all. I would like to give special mention to Andy Gray, Jim O Brien and for me Luke Steele, who all produced quality displays.

    A new feature of thereev report will be the man of the match according to thereev.

    The first winner of this prestigious award goes to:- Luke Steele!

    the attendance was again pish poor - down to the well debated ridiculous pricing structure of Mr Rowing et al. However keep those results coming and i feel sure the crowds will rise. a slight cause for concern would be the fact that if we had lost then we would have been in relegation spot!

    Super
     
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    Not unless 4 are going down this season thereev!
     
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    We at thereev report stand corrected...i will have a strong word with the statistics department and warn that any more gaffes of such nature will result in her being replaced.

    Thanks for your keen eye......it's only the readers of this production that make it what it is.
     
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    Does this replace the excellent 'pub team' update or will that also be featured?
     
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    Correction

    We are 6 points above relegation zone.
     
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    Re: Correction

    yes brush we know now....keep up dear boy...the gaffe has been acknowledged.

    'pub team' update has now been mothballed MK.... thereev report is the way forward at this current time.
     
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    if you search all of my excellent threads you will find and i quote myself....... 'the double star nap is dead'

    a new phenomonen will arrive shortly...as part of the excellent new magazine thread ....'thereev report'

    i do hope this helps
     
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    Re: Correction

    So that's a Yes then? (no search required)
     
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    affirmitive
     
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    Re: Correction

    A mistake in the inaugural report, oh dear. Proper LOL at this thread though, good work.
     
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    Thank you Ponty72, i think i am quite good at this writing lark....and if Andy Lodge can do it at the chronicle...anyone can. Oh hang on a minute though, my dad was not the sports writer before him........ oh well thats that then......foiled again.

    Bloody nepatism!
     
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    Man City to win at Villareal tonight....I advise a few sheckles on it.
     
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    Get some pictures in it FFS Bri its amateurish.

    Sha ting
     
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    'thereev' Banned Idiot

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    well i was going to post a picture of there ev himself but obviously i don't want all your women folk leaving you all and pledging eternal love for thereev!
     
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    I see I get the picture well obviously I dont.
     
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    Re: Correction

    Nepotism. You will need to get a proof reader.

    I do hope this helps.
     
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    thank you sir...having some early glitches with this high expense production................. the stats woman was doing the proof reading too................she is on thin ice that girl!!!
     
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    She must have big tiddies.
     
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