There i was Doing my ironing,,,,,,, Mp3 player plugged in the lughole,,, dancing like there's nobody there to Lido Shuffle,. and it all went quiet,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'd ironed my sodding headphone cable, D'oh
The moral of the story is don't iron your headphone cable! If you have Mp3 in pocket put the lead under your shirt or whatever - that being the shirt you are wearing rather than the one you are ironing!