</p> This bloke bought his partner a £500,000 house for Valetine's andw wrapped it - I can't even wrap the DVD I bought!</p> </p> But ask yourselfs this - is he happy? ! </p> </p> </p>
Not got much of a garden, has it? If I spent half a million on that Mrs Burgundy Red would do her nut, wrapping or no wrapping!
Exactly The neighbours are close enough to hear you fart. Or at least to hear me fart. Did he really give her the house? Is she paying tax on it as a gift? Or is it theirs? Maybe I'm missing the romantic gesture aspect or something here?
Another good point Bet she has to pay for the structural survey herself. No, the more you think about it the more it looks like a lame Valentine's gift. I think she should give him the elbow. After all, she's got a house now, right?