There's this programme on my television set.

This English fella visits really dangerous places. He's in Amazonian Brazil and it's bloody hard going. He'd asked if the locals wanted him to bring anything and they only asked for one thing. A football.

Also just seen a programme where they sent some English people to sample Indian life. Trouble is they sent a bunch of dickheads, the Indians were way cooler.

It's alright this television innit? I might watch it more often.