BREAKING NEWS: Barnsley Striker Mamadou Thiam has just made it back in the Changing Room even though the game finished 9 hours ago. The lazy **** has just finished walking it in.
That is so horribly close to the truth matey, I cant laugh at it right now!. But arent we all getting a bit pi*ssed off with Thiam's lack of effort and lack of goals at the end of the day, seeing as he came here for almost a £ Mill.
Thing is he was like **** off a stick once the final whistle had gone to get over and swap shirts with his mate Kamara. By far the most and fastest he moved all the time he was out there. Needs a rocket up his arse, though it'd probably be difficult to make it fit given all the increasing rolls of flab on it.