Things better than that game then?

•your finger going through the bog roll
•trapping your old man in your zip
•afternoon tea at the in laws
•hitting your thumb with an hammer

That was absolutely garbage!!!! Jesus Christ…….I’ve never been as bored watching a game of football

 

Imagine what it's like for the poor fùckers that were there.

None of the players giving a toss, none of them trying to move into space, just stood with their arms in the air like absolute fùckwits. I had to leave on 85 mins to get my train and I'm glad

 

Fair play to peeps who went. Garbage barnsley garbage

 

Sliding down a mile long razor blade using your c0ck as a brake.

 

I would prefer to just watch the match!

 

Getting stung by a wasp on the hand if it was a choice of watch the full 90 again or a wasp sting I'd take the sting.

 

I've just trodden on an upturned plug to see if that was worse than watching us...it wasn't....the search continues...might try stubbing my toe on the table leg in the dark.

 

Never ashamed to support the reds, but I feel about as proud of that effort as the players were in their own performances.

I appreciate that we have players injured and suspended, but they’re mainly defensive positions, so can’t be used as an excuse for our midfield and attack being so poor tonight.

Charlton might be on a good run, but they’re not world beaters. They got their goal and only had to do the basics to keep us at arms length.

 

Hey Fitz, I feared a possible thrashing tonight, if we didn't play well, against a very good form team.
But by the sounds of it, we've just allowed them to cruise to an unimpressive simple 1-0 win!.

 

Walking barefoot across a room full of Lego bricks. Yes, really!

 

Exactly that mate. All Charlton had to do was win headers and challenge for the ball. The most basic of requirements. Apart from a good start and DKD probably having the best chance of the game, we were pretty passive.

 

Having diarrhoea and a chesty cough simultaneously

Standing on Lego when going into your kid’s bedroom in the dark

Quinoa

Alcohol free gin (just drink a tonic water on its own and set fire to a fiver - same thing)

Nigel Farage

Toothache

Gemma Collins

 

Whoa there!
I've got to draw the line at Gemma ******g Collins!

 

Stubbing your toe on the bed leg

Discovering no toilet roll exists after laying one in the pot

Cracking your head on the car sun visor when getting in.

 

A cesarean section.

 

What was 'better' ehh, than that foul shower tonight ?.
Treading on a piece of lego or meccano, when you were barefoot!.
Getting a rare Panini sticker you desperately wanted, only to get it again as a swap, in the very next packet!.
And tripping up on the corded plugged in remote control, on the early vhs video cassette players!.

 

When did you have yours?